It has come to my attention that April is National Grilled Cheese Month. Really?
So I looked up some stuff on the Web and found the food we should be celebrating in May.
May, it turns out, is:
National Barbecue Month
National Chocolate Custard Month
National Egg Month
National Hamburger Month
National Salad Month
National Salsa Month
National Strawberry Month
So start off with chips and salsa, a barbecue beef burger with a salad to balance it out, and chocolate custard (taking care of National Egg Month) and strawberries for dessert.
Also, Wikipedia says May is the Month of the Man. What does that even mean? Man as in, The Man, or Man as in Being or Man as in Woman and Man. And if it's the latter, is there a month of the WOMAN?